**To Do List...

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  1. Darth Slater

    Darth Slater this is me in 1988! man crazy huh? Subscribed

    We all have seen that episode of Friends where Ross has a "5 famous people he would be allowed to have sex with"

    so as my question, who would the 5 famous people you would have sex with if you could

    now my list changes all the time, however there have been staples there since the beginning

    in no order:

    1. Kate Beckinsale (she has the most perfect ass)

    2. Jennifer Love Hewitt (since party of five, she's been on my list)

    3. Britney Spears ( I still have a soft spot for her...check that, a hard spot for her)

    4.Jennifer Aniston (ever since she was on Ferris Bueller, and that comedy show she did with Julie brown (what was it called?)

    5. Drew Barrymore (ever since i was like 10 and saw ET)

    so who's on your "to do list"???
  2. BlackWatch

    BlackWatch Sophomore Member

  3. true

    true Sophomore Member

    I was having this exact conversation with my gf. I forgot who was on my list though..

    Selma Hayak
    Kate Beckinsale
  4. JupiterPrime

    JupiterPrime New Member Designer

    Rhona Mitra
    Kate Beckinsale
    Danneele Harris
    Gina Gershon
    Rachel Raye
  5. leo1963

    leo1963 Freshman Member

    Elizabeth Hurley
    Joyce Dewitt
    Courtney Cox
    Lindsey Lohan
    Agent Todd (NCIS Season 1 & 2 - Not sure of her name)
  6. gbk33

    gbk33 Site Moderator Staff Member Site Staff

    Pam Anderson
    Gina Gershon (nice call JP...ever since I saw Bound)
    Jenna Jameson
    Paris Hilton (I'd like to punch her while I nail her, then jizz in her face and leave her for dead)
    I will leave my 5th and final pick open for when I'm 80, so I can nail some 20 something ho of the time
  7. Darth Slater

    Darth Slater this is me in 1988! man crazy huh? Subscribed

    I had the same crush growing up,

    but obviously she is a mainstay in your life, sort of a "I must do her before I die" i can only assume

    like for instance, my wifes list

    1. Vin Diesel
    2. Paul Walker
    3. Morris Chestnut
    4. Ryan Reynolds
    5. **and Jordan Knight from new kids on the block (a holdover from 1989
  8. CyberClown

    CyberClown New Member Master Designer

    Kate Beckinsale
    Iyari Limon
    Halle Berry
    Tippi Hedren ( pre & up to the Birds)
    Marge Simpson.
  9. gbk33

    gbk33 Site Moderator Staff Member Site Staff

    now there's a sleeper hit :rotfl:
  10. JupiterPrime

    JupiterPrime New Member Designer

    I dont think porn queens should be allowed on this list as they are pretty obvious that A) yeah they fuck for a living, B) some of them, you CAN ACTUALLY HAVE the opportunity of fucking them (via any who offer FanFucks), and C) everytime you watch them, you're sitting there pretending to be "doing" them anyway, so they dont really fall into this "To do" category... because the famous ones we list here, there is pretty much no chance that it will every happen anyway.

    a separate, specific list of 5 porn queens "to do", on the other hand....
  11. Darth Slater

    Darth Slater this is me in 1988! man crazy huh? Subscribed

    hey Marge is hot, like when her and homer get naked once or twice a season, she has a great body...

    (hmmm I wonder if her nether regions are blue haired, or if she shaves **that;s a whole other thread...)

    it seems that I'm not the only one who has a thing for Beckinsale...

    BUT hey, get in line boys, the line starts behind ME!!!
  12. Darth Slater

    Darth Slater this is me in 1988! man crazy huh? Subscribed

    I myself don't watch porn as much as I used to back in the day (no time)

    but from the old school days I always had a thing for Nikki Dial.. (as she could suck a baseball through a straw) plus she "works it" like no other

    then there was Raquel Darien (I think that was her name) she was just plain hot..

    oh yeah, then there's always "Rollergirl"... man i'd do her with the skates on
  13. JupiterPrime

    JupiterPrime New Member Designer

    No list of Porn queens to do would be complete or valid without Nikki Dial on it. She wouldnt have to be number 1, but she must make an appearance, and if you dont know who she is, then you're too young to be watching porn anyway, punk-ass!

    The problem with Raquel D is that she was one of those broads who was far too selective in her career of who'd she roll with and most of the time, just featured with the same guy over and over....same sex - different movie - boring.

    Heather Graham is cute an all, but strikes me as high maintenance in bed...however she's doing a movie with Bridget Moynehan (number 6 on my list) where Heather discovers she rather be part of the "other" camp...which then makes its OK, and she can bring Bridget, thus adding Heather to the list by default as number 6B, and all is good.
    Last edited: Jan 23, 2007
  14. Darth Slater

    Darth Slater this is me in 1988! man crazy huh? Subscribed

    Yes I noticed that about Raquel D, and the guy was ugly too, must have been her boyfriend at the time or something...

    now that's a camp i would go a whole summer to, just for the counselors...
  15. Schylling

    Schylling Sophomore Member

    Another one for Kate Beckinsale
    Jessica Alba
    Elisha Cuthbert (Canadian Tail)
    Mia Kirshner (More Canadian Tail) since seeing her in exotica
    Eliza Dushku
  16. JupiterPrime

    JupiterPrime New Member Designer

    So in the spirit of the "Porn-Queen" To Do list, here it is (with th ecaveat of having them in the either the beginning or the prime of their careers)...

    1. Torri Welles
    2. Traci Lords
    3. Nikki Dial
    4. Raylene
    5. Kendra Jade
    6. Alexandra Nice
    7. Inari Vachs
    8. Jenna Haze (as long as she doesnt speak - otherwise replace with Melissa Doll)
    9. Dani Woodward
    10. Alexa Rae

    and of course any combination of multiples from above
    Last edited: Jan 23, 2007
  17. true

    true Sophomore Member

    On receiving my issue of Maxim, that reminds me Eva Mendes is on my list
  18. donobieus

    donobieus R1DB Lifer

    Schylling has compiled has nice list. Mine's pretty close to his, with some additions. :banana2:

    Jessica Biel
    Kate Beckinsale
    Jessica Alba
    Eliza Dushku
    Keira Knightley
    Shannon Elizabeth
    Eva Longoria
    Vanessa Marcil
    Denise Richards

    and for some reason, I'd just love to bend Rachel Ray over the kitchen counter. :)
  19. Darth Slater

    Darth Slater this is me in 1988! man crazy huh? Subscribed

    well it seems Kate Beckinsale is almost a unanimous choice and its because of that ass:[​IMG]

    or that face: [​IMG]

    or that Bod! [​IMG]
  20. true

    true Sophomore Member

    Its the face and accent for me!
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