Movie lines you quote in real life

Discussion in 'DVD talk' started by miketardis, Jul 19, 2007.

  1. miketardis

    miketardis Sophomore Member

    I use this line from SWITCHBLADE SISTERS whenever possible (and appropriate):

    "Everything was lousy! You were lousy! The whole gang was lousy!"

    Others I tend to spout:

    "This ain't no squirrelly amateur. This is the work of a salty dog."
    (KILL BILL VOL. 1)

    "If I had met you forty years ago, you would have been my Number One lady." (KILL BILL VOL. 2)

    "My mind is aglow with whirling, transient nodes of thought careening through a cosmic vapor of invention." (BLAZING SADDLES)

    "Little bastard shot me in the ass." (BLAZING SADDLES)

    "I've broke my back once, and my hip twice. And on my worst day I could still beat the hell out of you." (THE COWBOYS)

    "While I have the inclination, the maturity, and the wherewithal...unfortunately, I don't have the time." (THE COWBOYS)

    "See if you can guess what I am now?" (ANIMAL HOUSE)

    "Holy shit!" (ANIMAL HOUSE)

    "May I have 10,000 marbles please?" (ANIMAL HOUSE)

    "The time has come for someone to put his foot down. And that foot is me." (ANIMAL HOUSE)

    "I mean, it's real hard to be free when you are bought and sold in the marketplace." (EASY RIDER)

    "Here's the first of the day, fellas!" (EASY RIDER)

    "No I want you to #$!! it. &*@!, yeah, pour the *(&^%! beer!" (BLUE VELVET)
     
  2. Darth Slater

    Darth Slater this is me in 1988! man crazy huh? Subscribed

    Almost everything from Breakfast Club comes up once and a while in my vernacular

    but after running out a triple while playing baseball **everybody waits for my infamous "and I thought they smelt bad on the outside Uhhhhhh" comment fro TESB

    whenever I want to leave to go out I say "lets plow"- from pretty in pink

    there are so many things that i use its funny...
     
  3. JZ1276

    JZ1276 Member Member

    This Boy's life, Assasins, Waynegrow from Heat, and pretty much everything Livia Soprano says in the Sopranos
     
  4. true

    true New Member Member

    I throw in a "Jub jub" randomly here and there like I have Tourettes
     
  5. saq428

    saq428 New Member Member

    'Your father was a hamster, and your mother stinks of elderberries,"
    "Hello Cleveland"
    "This goes to 11"
     
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  6. Darth Slater

    Darth Slater this is me in 1988! man crazy huh? Subscribed

    lately i have been quoting SUPERBAD a lot...

    because i want to be the iron chef of VAG!!!
     
  7. gbk33

    gbk33 Site Moderator Staff Member Site Staff

    Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips please.

    -John Candy in The Blues Brothers
     
  8. movieman

    movieman Sophomore Scanner

    "You talkin' to me"
    "what we got here is a failure to communicate"
     
  9. Darth Slater

    Darth Slater this is me in 1988! man crazy huh? Subscribed

    we came we saw we kicked there ass (we used to say this at all baseball games)
     
  10. blargy

    blargy New Member Member

    "Don't judge me monkey" - Grandma's Boy

    ^^ useful in most situations, just make sure the "ethnicity" of the person you are talking to won't be offensive :O
     
  11. master_shake

    master_shake New Member Member

    "Hey-Hey-Heeeeey Mutha-Fucka"
    from THE 40-YEAR-OLD VIRGIN


    "One....two....three.......Doooooo Iiiiiiiit."
    from SUPER TROOPERS


    "Fo sho. Fo sho. I'm gettin' that fo sho."
    from SUPERBAD
     
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  12. movieman

    movieman Sophomore Scanner

    A lot of stuff from the simpsons movie lately. (mostly stuff homer would say)
     
  13. Paper Pills

    Paper Pills Sophomore Designer

    fuck "insert name" and "insert name" fuck them up their stupid asses = jay and silent bob
     
  14. Zoekie

    Zoekie New Member Member

    "Opinions are like assholes: everybody's got one" (The Enforcer or Sudden Impact)
    "Living my life, not enjoying it very much" (Twin Peaks)
    "Things you own end up owning you" (Fight Club)
    "Impressive. Most Impressive. But your not a Jedi yet" (Title eludes me...)

    And here's on from Monty Python which a friend of mine and me regularly use when we meet:
    "Morning, Super."
    "Morning, Wondeful"
     
  15. Starscream

    Starscream Freshman Member

    victims arent we all
     
  16. rickssg

    rickssg Freshman Designer

    "... and smote his ruin upon the mountainside." - Gandalf, TTT (I often modify this one as appropriate. I'll say something like, "I'd really like to own a cabin <switching to epic Gandalf voice> upon the mountainside.")

    "That is why you fail." - Yoda, TESB

    "There is no try." - Yoda, TESB

    "What about second breakfast?" - Pippin, The Fellowship of the Ring

    And I know this is a thread about movies, but I love quoting Neil from "The Young Ones." Some examples follow:

    "Ho, wow! This is like really amazingly hot!"

    "No room at all, eh? Heav-vy!"

    "Guys, there's some supper on the floor if you want it."

    "Look, I don't mean to depress you or anything, but like, you're standing in a huge mound of lentil casserole."

    "I think I'll kill myself now."

    "It's a sign, that spot. It means something really heavy. It means there's no more telly. Time to go to bed."
     
  17. Wantedangelus

    Wantedangelus Member Member

    "Whatsa happenin, Hot Stuff?" - Sixteen Candles. Lol.
     
  18. Andysaurus

    Andysaurus New Member Member

    Do, or do not. There is no "try".

    - Yoda (from The Empire Strikes Back)
     
  19. Buddy A Belew

    Buddy A Belew flaminbud Member

    Me and my brother say to each other all the time, "I need your clothes, your, boots, and your motorcycle." from Terminator 2. Only we change it up. Like, "I need your clothes, your underwear, your meds, your condoms, your woman, and your motorcycle." Just whatever comes to mind.
     
  20. ctsmith888

    ctsmith888 Member Member

    "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum." - They Live
    "Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever." - The Crow
    "Have I ever told you how I got these scars?" - The Dark Knight
     

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